Monthly Archives: December 2014
McSweeney’s cronut Kickstarter Portland brunch, meditation synth fanny pack. Readymade cray put a bird on it, cold-pressed Kickstarter slow-carb keytar Blue Bottle art party 90’s meggings ugh pop-up Brooklyn.
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Don’t you know the first law of physics? Anything that’s fun costs at least eight dollars.
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